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Kåre Week, Day 2 (Part 1): Freakin' Sweet Lunch at Momofuku Ssam Bar, and Riding the Staten Island Ferry

Note: This entry originally took place on October 17.

Anthony Bourdain and David Chang
Anthony Bourdain's back and David Chang

"Hey, Olivia!" I said as she rounded the corner of Momofuku Ssam Bar.

"ANTHONY BOURDAIN. IN THERE." Her eyes were aglow with the fiery passion that is, "I Am In Love with Anthony Bourdain."

"Yeah, David Chang's in there too, looks like they're taping some—"

"ANTHONY BOURDAIN! OH MY GOD." Her eyes went up one notch crazier to, "I Am Going to Kidnap Anthony Bourdain."


"ANTHONYYYyyyy Anthonyyyy Anthonyyyy..." She trailed off with some foaming at the mouth.

I mean, in her mind she was probably foaming at the mouth. In real life, she appeared to be mentally stable. But then again, don't we all? Don't we all?


Although I consider Ssam Bar a splurge meal, their semi-new prix fixe menu of three courses for $28 is a great deal that'll leave you stuffed for half the price of dinner. Kåre and I each ordered from the prix fixe menu and got different items to maximizing our diversity. You'd be dumb not to. Since Olivia is a newly christened celiac (insert sad face), she just ordered ham and brussels sprouts and shared whatever non-gluten-tainted dishes we had ordered.

charred squid salad

For my appetizer, I chose the charred squid salad. I never order squid unless I know it'll be awesome. And I knew. Yes. Soft, slightly chewy rings-o-squid dressed in some sweet-spicy-tart dressing with salady things that I can't remember because all I really cared about was the squid. Altogether, it was a great balance of squid and vegetable matter. To answer the grand question, "Would I eat a bucket of this?" the answer is, "Yes."

pork buns

Kåre started with the pork buns, one of David Chang's most beloved dishes. While each bite is mostly a blast of porcine fat, every component is crucial to the magical "pork bun" experience—pillowy bun smeared with sweet hoisin sauce, juicy pork belly chunks glistening with 50% fat, crisp, paper-thin slices of cucumber, and a sprinkling of chopped scallions. You could add Sriracha for a kick of spiciness, but otherwise I can't imagine why you'd change anything. Kåre said this was his favorite dish of the meal.

spicy rice cakes
Spicy rice cakes

Spicy rice cakes with pork sausage, crispy shallots, and other vegetable-like things, is one of my favorite dishes ever. Most glutinous rice cakes I've had are just chewy and soft all throughout, but these are also crispy on the outside. Kåre had never eaten these kinds of rice cakes before; he approved.

crisp lamb belly

Each bite of crisp lamb belly oozed with fat, mixed with some lamb and lamb juice. It was like the deep-fried meat equivalent of biting into a sweet, ripe, juicy apple, if that makes any sense. Maybe not. Whether or not you know what I'm talking about, you must order this. And you must like it. Only failures dislike crunchy, breaded, deep-fried slabs-o-fat.

benton’s smoky mountain country ham

My favorite part of the Benton's smoky mountain country ham with red-eye gravy (coffee-flavored) and Sullivan Street Bakery bread is probably the bread, not because I dislike ham (not that I'd order it either) but because I really like chewy, crusty Sullivan Street Bakery bread. The ham is nice, considering that I'm not in love with the ham family. Soft I'm not a ham connoisseur.

satur farm's fried brussels sprouts

Behold my favorite form of brussels sprouts: fried. Satur farm's fried brussels sprouts with mint, scallions, and fish sauce vinaigrette isn't on the prix fixe menu, but you should order it anyway. Tiny wedges of crispy cruciferous layers await you.

PB & J

The desserts are interesting and are a nice way to end the meal, but I have yet to love any Ssam Bar sweet. What I mostly remember about the PB & J—panna cotta atop salty. crunchy peanut buttery thing with concord grape jelly—is the panna cotta. The salty panna cotta. I suppose the saltiness is less apparent when you eat it with everything else.

cashew blondie pie
Blondie pie

I'm a bigger fan of the cashew blondie pie, with white chocolate shavings, although like the last time I ate it, I still thought it was too sweet. It also tasted heavier than last time (Kåre and I couldn't finish it), maybe because I was eating it during lunch instead of dinner.

They have a giant cake
Still there

During the meal we periodically looked towards the front table to see what was going on in Bourdain-Chang world. At some point they brought out a huge-ass cake. There it is.

Olivia is happy
Olivia is happies

As Anthony walked by our table after taking photos with the rest of the Momofuku Ssam Bar crew, Olivia declared her love for him said she was a fan and shook his hand. Then she blushed and glowed with the power of a thousand rainbow unicorns who just smoked pot.

How often do I run into famous food celebrities in the city? Uh, like never. Kåre got pretty lucky for his first "real" meal in the city. Or maybe I got lucky by eating with Kåre. Hmm!

The Deli of Life
Deli of LIFE

Next door to Ssam Bar is Sambas Deli, THE DELI OF LIFE. OF LIFE. It's not a lofty claim; it's the truth. Olivia and Kåre basked in its unearthly, conveniently located powers.

Porto Rico Coffee
Porto Rico

We also stopped by Porto Rico so Kåre could buy his favorite thing in the world: COFFEE BEANS.

State Island Ferry
If you miss this sign, you're probably blind
Let's go to Staten Island Staten island ferry

And then Kåre and I went to Staten Island. Because when you put yourself in Robyn's hands, she takes care of you—by bringing you to the most suburban borough in New York City.


Of course, the real point of going to Staten Island was to ride the free ferry. While I thought it was my first time riding the ferry, as soon as I stepped into the ferry memories from my childhood came flooding back. "I have definitely been here before. ...This is weird." The snack area and the windows tipped me off. It's strange to discover what memories are wedged in the back of your mind, stuck between other useless memories.

Tourists like us

We made our way to the front of the ferry to stare at the other people at the front of the ferry.

More people

And to catch a glimpse of the Statue of Liberty.

Kare photos meee

And to take photos of the other person taking photos.

And to breathe in the non-city air.

When we got to Staten Island, we didn't immediately get back onto a returning ferry; we briefly roamed. You can't really roam for much longer than that. The brief roam, plus more, are coming up in the next entry.

Kåre Week, Day 1: Falafels at Taim
I Momofuku Ssam Bar-ed, And All Was Good With the World


Momofuku Ssam Bar
207 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003

Porto Rico
40 1/2 St Marks Pl
New York, NY 10003

Staten Island Ferry
Whitehall Terminal


David Koh / October 26, 2008 4:38 AM

David Chang and Anthony Bourdain! Can you send Kåre to Singapore please. I think he is lucky.

Loved how nonchalant you were too when you met them. I don't get star-stuck with normal celebrities, but I do get it with foodie celebrities. Once I met Giada and I was an incoherent mess. But that could also be due to the fact that I love her (sorry Todd.)

By the way those video cameras are pointed, I think you're going to be on TV Robyn!

Mila / October 26, 2008 8:11 AM

Oh Robyn, you had a brush with AB! He's currently filming in the Philippines for NR season 6, and friends of mine and I took off to where we thought he'd be, only to get there too early. We do know someone who will host him on his trip. We were definitely fangirls at our best!

I like the description of the b/sprounts vinaigrette, very Vietnamese with herbs and fish sauce. I may attempt to do one up since I love b/sprouts!

Betsy / October 26, 2008 11:22 AM

i've always wanted to ride the staten island ferry. you're living out my dreams!! and you meet tony bourdain! he hates vegetarians. i'm a vegetarian. i should hate him. i don't. i love him. i'm going to go hide in a corner now.

Kate / October 27, 2008 12:01 AM

Oooo Anthony Bourdain...


I probably would have just stared at him the whole time...a little bit of drool leaking...haha

roboppy / October 27, 2008 12:46 AM

David: I'm sure Kåre would love to go to Singapore!

I was kinda like "whoa!" when I saw em, but there are very few famous people that would make me hyperventilate or something. A few musicians, maybe. Not that I'd approach anyone cos I'd be afraid of bothering them.

NOOO I hope I'm not on tv.

Mila: I heard he finally made it over to the Philippines, yay! I hope your stalking pays off. ;)

I love brussels sprouts too, but have never cooked em! I suck.

Betsy: The ferry is fun, mostly because it's FREEE! :D A nice getaway from the city as well. AND IT'S FREEE!!

You can form a club of vegetarians who love AB? ;) Or does that already exist?

Sheena: Thanks for reading!

Leigh: I feel bad saying that I haven't watched much of Anthony's shows, although the ones I did see were awesome. I the rest..

Kåre: I've been saying "nice" more lately. Now I can channel the power of KÅRE ALL THE TIME.

Mm pork bun. You should get Morten to make you some! Here's a recipe.

Kate: You and Olivia could be BEST FRIENDS.

maomau / October 27, 2008 1:53 AM

i also enjoyed the lil'ferry ride, esp. my dad cause it was free. ha!

oh gawd, that pork bun is calling my name, ooozing w/ yummy fat.

Joanne / October 27, 2008 3:47 AM

ANTHONY BOURDAIN!?!?!?!!!!!!! OMGAWWWWWD!!!!!!LKJDFKJALK coooooooool!!!!!!! and fried fats!!!!!!

redrhino / October 27, 2008 3:22 PM

Sup Rob-O?!

I have not posted in comments for a span but I will today. What in the name of ZIZEN is happening in that alley in the "Deli of Life" photo? In the future please give a NSFW heads up. LOL >^..^

Julie / October 27, 2008 4:02 PM

My favorite line: "Then she blushed and glowed with the power of a thousand rainbow unicorns who just smoked pot." It will bring me happiness throughout the entire day. The food, of course, looked tasty! And yeah, free ferry rides are fun in my book, too!

Julie / October 27, 2008 4:12 PM

Ahhh! Also, I meant to express my sympathies for Olivia's celiac diagnosis. No, it's not the end of the world, but it makes eating a lot rougher, especially when eating out. I hope she's not having a hard time finding food that will satiate her body and her spirit and all that!

Olivia / October 27, 2008 7:19 PM

Ugh, I'm never going to get that I-Just-Touched-Anthony-Bourdain's-Flesh glow again! There's only one way to get it back...and that's by stealing unicorns.
and cannabis.
loads of cannabis.

Angeline / October 27, 2008 9:42 PM

As I write this, they're making a Manatee cake on Ace of Cakes. Yep, I thought of this blog.

roboppy / October 27, 2008 10:04 PM

maomau: It takes with fat ooze.

Jane: I hope you dreamt of pork buns! Ehhh?

Joanne: Bourdain + fried fats = successful day.

redrhino: They're hugging!...

Julie: I'm glad I brought you happies. :) And I think Olivia is doing ok. Just no more croissants or pastries or breads

Mitzy: I'm sure you'd love it!

Olivia: We'll get it for you. Don't worry.

Angeline: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE MANATEES!! As you knew. Yes.

roboppy / October 30, 2008 11:57 AM

Miss Tiffie: Sorry about the comment problem; the html got messed up because of the less than sign. You'd have to write it in html code to come up, like <.

Anyhoo...I think I dream of pork buns more than Anthony Bourdain..I hope he'd understand.

roboppy / November 4, 2008 12:13 AM

Yvo: Oh no, I didn't know about this place! Is it awesome? Menu looks nice. I guess if I ever take the ferry again I have a place to eat now.

jesi / November 24, 2008 3:11 PM

after reading this i remembered one of the few things i miss about cable, and promptly texted my boyfriend: "you know what would be really dorky bust awesome? if we downloaded some No Reservations."

MessyJessy / February 16, 2009 10:42 PM

I am so jealous. Seriously. Anthony Bourdain! Tony! OMG!!!! I would have died. He is the one person I would love to meet - or even see in person...or just bask in his awesome presence from afar. Geeze. Some people have all the luck! Talk a bout being in the right place at the right time. ;)

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