Sadly, I could really use one of these:
I just inhaled this bun I got in Chinatown. Man, that was good. I didn't eat today until..well, a few minutes ago. Was I hungry? Not really. I might get a loaf of bread later.
Seriously though, I eat way too fast. Sometimes I actually don't, but for the most part (when I'm alone mainly), I eat really quickly. I've somehow gotten around that pesky mastication process. I have yet to figure out if my digestion is bad or if it's actually really good. Probably bad.
I have my last final (my final final?) of the school year tonight in food microbiology and sanitation. I can't tell you much besides that...um, pathogens don't like to grow in really acidic environments? And a lot of pathogens result in nausea and vomiting. Sometimes diarrhea. And C. botulinum is really bad, folks.
...yup, I'm screwed!