DO YOU WANT HAPPINESS?
DO YOU WANT...TO LOOK AT YOUR FRIDGE?
OR TAKE A PHOTO LIKE THIS?
THEN YOU NEED TO...
Yup. Okay. I already did one printing for the people who really wanted them. Then other people said, "Oh wait, I wanted one! Boohoo!" So I'm doing another printing. But people...they ain't biting. Maybe they need a friendly reminder. So this entry is it.
Here are people's comments about the shirt. You know, the people who own one. Don't you want one? YES!
"The problem with wearing this shirt is that it causes people to start at one's chest and smile a lot.
It also gives one a craving for pancakes. (And if I had a dirty mind, I'd suggest that it causes young men to think they need to take me home and, ahem, cook me breakfast the next morning.)"
"...I woke up at a friend's house this past weekend with the poofy shirt on and had some pancakes."
"I got my poofy shirt today already! Today is a good day. Well except my VISA bill was hidden underneath the package. But that is fine."
"We got the shirt and my daughter is so happy. She wore it today to school."
"Thats right, this shirt says it all. I love it! Oh and probably cause I got it for free too. But besides that you don't see this kinda truth in Sunnyside, everyone is still sporting stupid American Eagle garb printed all over them."
"She�s made some pretty fun t-shirts, too, if you�re into that."
...Buy my t-shirt. I've used the delivery of the shirt as an excuse to meet up with people to eat. HA HA HA. I'm doomed.