UPDATE: Got enough replies for now. Thanks dooods!
My friend/frequent fooding partner Lee Anne is moving from Phoenix to Washington DC and needs to find an apartment STAT, preferable with a non-crazy food-loving person. (Her Craigslist scourings aren't going very well so far.) If you're a DC resident looking for an equally non-crazy food-loving person, contact me (firstname.lastname@example.org). Thanks!