August 6, 2008

Virginia Trip, Day 1: Touchdown in Louisa

Roy Roger's fried chicken
Friiied chicken

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather eat at McDonald's."

Thank you, Roy Rogers fried chicken from a rest stop off the New Jersey Turnpike, for giving me such a thought. You suck. And you're overpriced. But when I'm at a rest stop at lunch time and don't know when I'm going to eat again, I take what I can. And given the choice between Nathan's, Arthur Treachers, and Roy Rogers, I somehow went with your undelicious, greasy fried chicken. Why? Whhyyyyy?

Roy Roger's fries
POTATO!!

At least your fries were fine. Crisp. Potato-y. I should've just eaten those. If only I were vegetarian.

I know—what could I expect from a rest stop? The food doesn't have to be good; people eat there because they have no choice. Humans have to eat and pee, and that's where a rest stop comes in: to fulfill those two needs to an acceptable degree until you reach civilization.

EXERT
EXERT!

But man, even the smoothies sucked. Tristan got a smoothie since it was one of the few vegan items available, but he wasn't expecting a bucket of 30% fruit-based matter and 70% frozen water. It was the thickest, iciest smoothie I had ever forced up a straw, more solid than liquid and only slightly more drinkable than shaved ice, although a spoon would've been a more appropriate utensil. Lee Anne illustrated our struggle with the chewable smoothie with her drawing of a Poofy shaking and squinting with blood-churning effort.

Drivin.
On the road.

My Jeep of merry Virginia-lovers—Tristan, Lee Anne, Lihan, and me—scootled down to...Virginia.

backyard
The sun! It shines.

And we made it! To Tristan's home in Louisa! In all its lush green beauty...

[pat] kitty [/pat]
Lihan and Lee Anne get friendly with the kitties

...And high cat population...

Hoppy...I think
Zzzz

...And sleepy dogs.

For dinner, Tristan's parents whipped up a huge-ass pot of vegan-friendly borsch full of chopped beets and onions. Thick chunks of garlic and onion sourdough bread sopped up the liquidy bits. Frighteningly, I forgot to take a photo. Completely out of character, I know. And pointless for a food blog.

Tristan's friends Ryan, Dan, and Katie joined us later, resulting in the need to find sleeping quarters for seven people. And that meant...

need more light!
The light...the liiight.

Camping. And setting up our tents by the blog of my car's headlights.

something for the tent..
That's not a cape.

Which took a lot longer than if we had been aided by the sun.

Since I had never slept in a tent before, I had really been looking forward...to...lying under the moonlit sky...nah, that's a lie; I wasn't really looking forward to sleeping outside with only a few layers of synthetic material between my body and the bug-filled lawn. But I wasn't dreading it either. I think extreme exhaustion is what drove me to fall asleep. Awesome.

Honestly, it was nice. I woke up to see the early morning sun unencumbered by buildings and concrete and pollution. Unfortunately, I only enjoyed it for about a millisecond before hobbling across the lawn while clutching my cell phone and water bottle, trying not to release the contents that had built up in my bladder over the night.

Posted by roboppy at 1:50 AM

Tags: Lee Anne, Lihan, Louisa, Tristan, Virginia

Comments (32)

Tristan's home looks so idyllic and peaceful, I'm envious of your trip! However, not of your Roy Rogers stop. :P

Posted by: Marie at August 6, 2008 2:36 AM [#]

but why, pray tell, did you need to take your cell phone and water bottle with you? Besides, it's not really camping if you don't pee outside ::laughing:: But you were close!

Posted by: mia at August 6, 2008 6:08 AM [#]

I learned something new today - I had no idea what an Arthur Treachers was.

Posted by: Su-Lin at August 6, 2008 8:13 AM [#]

Marie: It is idyllic and peaceful...as long as you don't have to do work on the farm. ;) I didn't mention that Tristan's brother Fletcher had to shear a sheep that night in preparation for the Agricultural Fair!

Mia: Cell phone = alarm clock! Haha. I didn't need it though; having to pee was a good alarm clock. I know it's not real camping; I took a shower before I went to sleep. As for the water, I usually have to drink something in the middle of the night when I start coughing (i have a semi-chronic cough)..and I also had my inhaler... :( I don't think my body is built for camping.

Su-Lin: I'm glad I can introduce you to SUCH WONDERFUL THINGS!!!

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 6, 2008 8:34 AM [#]

Your post brought up many not-so fond memories of pit-stops on the Jersey Turnpike, which is filled with quite possibly the worst fast-food in the U.S. -you know when you wish it was McDonald's things have gotten pretty bad.
Hope you enjoy the camping!

Posted by: sue bette at August 6, 2008 9:19 AM [#]

Was it this particular Roy Rogers you didn't like. I've eaten their stuff once or twice at service areas during travel and I remember it being not so bad.

Posted by: Sera at August 6, 2008 9:24 AM [#]

Roy Rogers on the NJTPK is pretty bad, and definitely over priced. It's a shame, cuz I grew up on Roy's. Now that so many of them are gone, I've found a few places out towards central/western MD that are pretty good, and up to par in their fried chicken. I think it was out in Frederick.

I hope you find some better places to eat on the way back up. I can throw out some suggestions in Baltimore, depending on what you guys want to eat.

Posted by: Matt at August 6, 2008 9:48 AM [#]

You know, "Virginia is for lovers". Very cute.

Posted by: Nicholas Paldino at August 6, 2008 11:02 AM [#]

Dude. Arthur Treacher's. Come on. Any rookie knows that.

Hahahaha just kidding I always map out my trips along routes that include Cracker Barrel. It's way less gross than fast food joints but still cheap. :)

Posted by: Yvo at August 6, 2008 11:35 AM [#]

the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight - !

omgz, that pic was creepy. eeeeeeep!

WHARS THE PAIS?!!

Posted by: Aliiiiiiiiiiiiice at August 6, 2008 11:36 AM [#]

Oy. The biscuit looks pretty sad, too, and I notice it escaped mention - can't have been delicious.

Sigh. Roadfood can be so sad. The actual book Roadfood can be helpful, though, even if they do look at everything through the eyes of connecticuters? connecticutians?

VA looks lovely! Glad you had a good time, it seems.

Posted by: Boots in the Oven at August 6, 2008 11:44 AM [#]

Heh, at least the fries were decent. I am always wary of rest stop food, I usually try and bring something along just in case. And nothing infuriates me more than a smoothie with whacked ratios.

I have a tent, I just never got around to the actual camping part! Looks fun!

Posted by: Christina at August 6, 2008 12:22 PM [#]

The only thing worth getting at the NJTP Roy Rogers are Curly Fries. I will specifically stop, long before I need to fill up on cheap Jersey gas, just to get Curly Fries. For some reason you can only get them on the NJTP.

Posted by: Stephane at August 6, 2008 12:30 PM [#]

Oh you do not want Nathan's fast food. Noooooo, do not go there at all. I don't know what Roy Rogers chicken taste like but the fast food version of Nathan's is not enjoyable at all. blah.

Virginia looks nice though!

Posted by: Danny at August 6, 2008 1:13 PM [#]

I drove through Virginia once during a roadtrip from Pennsylvania to Georgia. We stopped at a rest stop with trees all around it, and I took some of my favorite-ever tree photos there.

I've heard nothing but bad things about that chicken shack, but it probably would've been silly for New Yorkers to eat at Nathan's . . .

Posted by: Julie at August 6, 2008 5:00 PM [#]

I don't know what's worse.. the nuclear mosquitoes that were in that yard, or the horror that is the NJ turnpike. It's official: you can totally kick my ass. :)
- S

Posted by: Steph at August 6, 2008 7:34 PM [#]

Sue Bette: Yeah, that food sucks. That's what happens when you have a captive audience. FAAIL.

Sera: I think it was just this one. They can't all be that bad. I figure most make food more...freshly.

Matt: I also grew up on Roys! ...Kinda. I was REALLY little, like 5 or younger, but I remember going. ...Not sure if I liked it much. The place i used to go to turned into a BK or Wendy's.

Oh, I'm already back home!...we didn't stop for food on the way back really. Just wanted to get home, hehe.

Nick: AND LOVE IT, I DID.

Yvo: Now I know the secret! I've never been to Cracker Barrel. :(

Alice: I don't have any Virginian pie! I fail.

Boots: The biscuit wasn't particular good or bad. Much better than the chicken. At least the biscuit was soft and..stuff.

VA is nice! Nice if you're with a local. Like any place. ;)

Christina: When I was little we had a tent that we never used! I may have used it IN the house once just for fun. Ha..ha.

Stephane: Tristan wanted curly fries but they had to cook em first and we didn't want to wait. Waah.

Danny: Yeah, I heard that Nathan's aside from the Coney Island one totally sucks. How sad.

Julie: Next time I gotta go for Arthur Treacher's. Or..uh..Cinnabon...

Steph: Ahh, mosquitoes are worse! I used SO much bug spray last weekend.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 6, 2008 11:53 PM [#]

What the hell is that with your fried chicken? A scone?? Or am I being too English..?

Kitties! \o/!

Posted by: SuperChomp at August 7, 2008 7:15 AM [#]

Two things you never again have to do in your life:

1) Camp out.

2) Eat Roy Rogers.

Posted by: annie at August 7, 2008 10:07 AM [#]

I actually like Roy Rogers Chicken! It's very peppery and crunchy, at least it was when I was little. You know, it would have been a tad out of the way, but you could have stopped at Bon Chon Chicken in Fort Lee for really yummy chicken. Yum....

Posted by: bionicgrrrl at August 7, 2008 4:34 PM [#]

We've all experienced trying to force too-thick liquid through a wee little straw; all that pressure can't be good for your brain... :-\

The cape photo looks a bit like a "Do I look like a Moth yet?" moment.

Posted by: Graeme at August 7, 2008 6:11 PM [#]

I grew up with Roy Rogers...when I was like 4 years old and under. It was tasty, peppery and crunchy. I remembered not caring much for the biscuits though. I'm sorry that the food tanked. :(

(Lee Anne's Poofy is adorable, btw!)

As for Louisa, VA, it looks soo peaceful, relaxing, and well, sleepy. At least your vacation seems to be getting better...

Posted by: Tina at August 7, 2008 9:44 PM [#]

OMG- Now I want a southern biscuit.


I had fun the other night stuffing my face with dumplings and ice cream. Lets EAT again soon! ;)

Posted by: Christine at August 8, 2008 8:26 AM [#]

SuperChomp: It's a biscuit! Close to a scone.. ;)

Annie: HOORAH! Oh, how my list of accomplishments grows.

bionicgrrrl: Oh, if only I had been in a car of fried chicken lovers...Bon Chon would've been SOOO GOOD.

Graeme: I LOVE THAT GAME!!

Tina: Omg, I grew up with Roy Rogers too, up to about the same age. And yeah, I liked it as a kid! And I liked it. I think. Not sure if the whole chain tanked or if it's a casualty of rest stop food service.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 8, 2008 8:54 AM [#]

I just saw this and thought of you:
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article08050803.aspx

Have a great day!
Laryssa

Posted by: Laryssa at August 8, 2008 10:25 AM [#]

you know what, Robin.
I find that on highways, it's best to stick with known fast food chains---at least you can accurately EXPECT the food quality that way.
Same for super-touristy places. I had a horrible experience at Applebee in Niagara Falls. The coldest/chewest fries and steak EVER!!! The fries tasted like...the ones you buy from mcdonald except that you had put them in the fridge overnight. I can't believe my family paid more than $100 for those absolute cra%$^# lol

The Poofy's squinty eye tells more than a thousand words about you and tristan's struggle. SOOO CUTE!

Posted by: Bangsil at August 8, 2008 2:05 PM [#]

Bahahahaha. Ewwy much. I map it out using road food. Then, I get yummy local stuff. No McDonalds. Or Roy Rogers.

Posted by: Kate at August 8, 2008 4:45 PM [#]

Laryssa: Thanks for the link! That was a fun read. :) And I blogged about it on serious eats!

Bangsil: Aw man, I used to go to Applebee's! On my own will. Heh. I'll stay away from the one in NIAGRA FALLS.

Kate: I wouldn't mind going on a road trip to eat awesome food. ...But on this trip I just wanted to go from point A to point B. ;) With unfortunate effects.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 11, 2008 12:14 AM [#]

my...that fried chicken looks good. One of my 'to do's' for 2008 is to learn how to make good fried chicken!

Posted by: Leigh at August 11, 2008 12:00 PM [#]

Leigh: It looks a lot better than it actually was.. :(

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 12, 2008 8:51 AM [#]

Hmmm, I sympathise, there is nothing worse than bad fried chicken. I do have a recommendation if you are ever in Brighton,UK. There is a place called 'Momma Cherri's Big House' which apart from having a cute name does very nice fried chicken indeed. Golden brown, crispy coating and tender tasty chicken within. They are well worth a visit.

Posted by: Helen Forrest at August 13, 2008 7:59 AM [#]

Helen: Don't know if I'll ever go to Brighton, but it's good to know that if I do I have a fried chicken place to go to. :D

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at August 14, 2008 12:09 AM [#]

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