September 28, 2007

Bologna: Day 1

[Note: This entry is about September 11th. I'm back home now. Yay.]

Sweat. Lots of sweat.

view from the room
Bolognan rooftop

That's what Diana and I were covered in (our own respective bodily emissions, that is) after dragging our belongings from the main train station in Bologna to Hotel Panorama, where we would spend one night before meeting up with Morten the following day and moving into a short-term rental apartment. We were supposed to get off at a stop on Via Ugo Bassi, the main road that slices through the middle of the city center, but I assumed that other people from the airport would get off there, thus giving us the cue to exit the bus and until then allowing me to stare blankly out the window.

Of course, they didn't do that. Just about everyone got off at the train station, which is at the northwest corner of the city. The bus driver told me it would take about 10 minutes to walk to our hotel from there, which in Robyn-time translates to 30 minutes while slowly dragging my luggage over cobbly sidewalks and under the neverending arcades, or portici. My luggage came with some kind of "Leg Brusing" function so that because of it short handle the bottom of the luggage kept knocking into my leg, giving me the sensation that I was being followed by a partially blind dog who was adept at keeping my leg in view but couldn't see where "space" ended and "calf muscle" began. Trying to escape the wrath of my luggage as it attempted to roll me over while constantly switching the luggage handle from right to left hand in order to prevent blister formation probably contributed to the extended walking time.

Diana is SITTING
Diana is sitting

But we made it. OH GOD YES. The hotel took up the 4th floor of the building with its eight rooms and three bathrooms (two small ones and one ginormous one that may have been twice the size of my room last semester). Although I requested a double, we ended up with a triple. Mmm, excessive bed.

After taking showers and cleaning off the layer of filth that had accumulated over the past 12 hours or so of sitting in airports, airplanes and buses in three countries (had a brief stopover in Lisbon), we went to sleep.

La Bella Napoli
La Bella Napoli

Three hours later we begrudgingly realized that we had to go outside and find sustenance. Per Lee Anne's recommendation we ate dinner at La Bella Napoli where pizza is cheap and plentiful. If you go at around 7PM like we did you'll find yourself in a mostly empty restaurant since Italians don't like to eat dinner before 9PM. (At the time we ate dinner you're supposed to be tucking into you aperitivo, or snacky things and drinks.) La Bella Napoli is supposedly super crowded at the time that Italian stomachs do the rumbly "Feed Me" thing, so I think getting there too early was actually a good thing as long as the restaurant didn't think, "DUMB TOURISTS," and spit in our food.

eggplant pizza mussels
Pizza and mussels, uh huuuh

I ate an eggplant pizza—thin, chewy, slightly charred crust topped with strips of creamy eggplant and a little more cheese than I would've liked—while the slightly anti-cheese Diana went for a mountain of mussels in some kind of tomato-based sauce which she later sopped up with bread.

Yeah, that was kind of the crappiest description of food ever, but this happened more than two weeks ago and my taste memory doesn't go very far back.

Gelateria Gianni GELATOOOO
GELATOED

Unless Diana wanted to be in the presence of a disgruntled Robyn, we couldn't go back to the hotel without gelato. Gelateria Gianni on Via Montgrappa, tucked behind Via Ugo Bassi on the north, was just a short walk from our hotel. I surveyed the long line of metal canisters filled with colorful swirling clouds of gelato, trying not to hyperventilate from happiness before I could place my order, which probably would've scared the women behind the counter.

Mm, flattened!
I eated it
strawberry, pistachio and the weird marbled caramel thingy
Pre-eating

For 2.50 I got a cup piled high with pistachio, strawberry, and ricordati di me, a combination of pine nuts, coconut, Nocciolatte (something like Nutella) and Nutella. I'm afraid I've already forgotten about the strawberry and ricordati di me (which were both tasty and creamy like all gelato should be, of course) in light of the pistachio, which was packed with a bucket of roasty, buttery pistachios in every bite (A BUCKET!) and had an alarmingly dense, creamy texture, which only added to the sensation that there really was a bucket (A GIANT BUCKET!) of pistachios in every bite. I almost cried from happiness, and then again from suffocating anguish because it didn't seem fair that good pistachio gelato could be so commonplace in Italy and almost nowhere to be seen in NYC. As good as the pistachio gelato was, I wouldn't recommend getting an entire cup of it unless you want your stomach to feel impacted. Buffer the sensation with something else—I like to get a fruity sorbet to counteract the onslaught of dairy to my system. Diana's gelato cup was a similar mixture of dense, creamy pistachio, something fruity and something...else.

Day one in Italy was pretty awesome.

Addresses

Hotel Panorama
Via Giovanni Livraghi, 1
40121 Bologna, Italy

La Bella Napoli
Via S. Felice, 40
40122 Bologna, Italy

Gelateria Gianni
Via Monte Grappa, 11/A
40121 Bologna, Italy

Posted by roboppy at 1:57 AM

Tags: Bologna, gelato, Italy, pizza

Comments (17)

Most of your pictures in this entry appear blank with the overlaying text "This Photo is currently unavailable".

Enjoying the blog :-)

Posted by: Richard at September 28, 2007 4:11 AM [#]

Egad! Sorry about that, it's been corrected.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at September 28, 2007 4:43 AM [#]

Glad to have you back! I can't wait to hear more about your trip....and the food. (That has to be the lamest comment ever...I blame it on how early in the morning it is.)

Posted by: Penny at September 28, 2007 10:31 AM [#]

It's ironic that you forgot the "ricordati di me," since the name means "remember me"... :-)

Posted by: piccola at September 28, 2007 10:35 AM [#]

Welcome back Robyn! I'm looking forward to your posts about the rest of your trip.

Posted by: Marvin at September 28, 2007 10:45 AM [#]

Yay! You're back in the States!

I miss your posts and sense of humor...can't wait for remaining ones!

Posted by: Tina at September 28, 2007 10:54 AM [#]

Yay, welcome back! :D Hope it was fun! It seems the pistachio gelato was worth the entire trip.

Posted by: Daisy at September 28, 2007 11:07 AM [#]

Have been loving your blog for the longest time. Looking forward to reading more about Italy, glad you had a good trip.

Posted by: Tasha at September 28, 2007 11:55 AM [#]

Penny: Not the lamest! I WIN THE AWARD FOR LAMEST "ANYTHING," that is the rule.

piccola: HAHA...hah...I didn't know. Well that didn't really live up to the name. -__- Pistachio obliterates all else for me though! There isn't one other gelato flavor I can remember as well as that one. ...Well I had a nice pumpkin and cinnamon one from another place, but their pistachio was betterrrr.

Marvin: Thanks! There are SO MANY MORE POSTS a-coming.

Tina: Thanks! I need to work on the rest to mak em funnier. Mraah.

Daisy: YES IT WAS. And I'm going to try and make my own! I hope I don't fail. Yeah.

Tasha: Thanks! Most awesome trip ...everrr. Which had a lot to do with my travel companions, not necessarily where I went. The combination of the two was very good though.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at September 28, 2007 12:17 PM [#]

That gelato looks so damn gooooooooood!!! I'm so very jealous!!! How did it compare to Grom?

Posted by: maria~ at September 28, 2007 1:08 PM [#]

You forgot the anti-climax of the evening eating gelato on our first night at Bologna. ;) The black-out!

I enjoyed reading this. I knew you would write this better than I can. Oh, the vivid hot afternoon, our naps, the food, and the start of our gelateria trek-series. I'm looking forward to the rest!

Posted by: eatyourheartout at September 28, 2007 6:09 PM [#]

Robyn, I'm so happy to be reading your Italy posts! Bologna is supposed to be one of the best cities in Italy for eating, so I'm glad you found such great places.

I hate you for having delicious real Italian gelato within the past three weeks. Sorry, that's just the way it is. :-)

Posted by: Boots in the Oven Author Profile Page at September 29, 2007 12:30 PM [#]

Yet another fun adventure.

Glad you're back - I was starting to get withdrawl symptoms :-P

Posted by: Graeme at September 29, 2007 4:30 PM [#]

Maria: I don't remember Grom's gelato that well, besides that it was good...but probably not as buttery-rich as Gianni's. MMMm.

Diana: Oh yeah! Whoa. I think that slipped my mind for a bit.

ADDENDUM: THERE WAS A BLACKOUT. Just after I took the photos of the full cups the lights went out. And then...they went back on a while later, but yeah. Hehe.

I kind of wish I could sum up things faster. You wrote about the whole trip in like...one entry! Hah. Ha...oh god. I'm gonna be writing about Italy foreverrr.

Boots: Bologna is good for lots of things! Especially the eating. It's also good for not being surrounded by tourists.

Graeme: Withdrawal symptoms like...increased brain activity? :)

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at September 29, 2007 5:52 PM [#]

No. Withdrawl symptoms like: Lack of a daily dose of crazy, and forgetting how it is possible for a single person to fit so much stuff into themselves.

Posted by: Graeme at September 30, 2007 3:26 PM [#]

Graeme: Oh, those symptoms...I guess I can see that.

I GOT UR DAILY LOSE OF CRAZY

I think I should go to sleep soon.

Posted by: roboppy Author Profile Page at October 1, 2007 12:05 AM [#]

Hey I think I stayed at Hotel Panorama YEARS ago in Bologna...I have zero memories of it. I only stay one night, as I got to Bologna in the evening, and was leaving in the morning. I recall liking the hotel, the lady/owner was really friendly..pretty much had to whole place to ourselves (it was off season).
I remember thinking it was a really lively town. I was hungry and had some pasta at a cafeteria like restaurant...it was damn good.

Posted by: APYF at October 10, 2007 12:27 AM [#]

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