That is just...too weird. I read that these watermelons are expected to sell at about $83 a piece. That's absolutely mindless! I mean, grow your OWN watermelon then, it'll cost less. Of course it'll take a lot longer, but a square watermelon tastes the same as a round one, and it won't cost you a fortune. I just think that anyone who pays that much for a watermelon is an idiot.