[transcribed from a real journal]
Last night we had a barbecue for dinner. Two of the Masons' friends came over, who were very nice. There was a lot of MEAT and wasps, which were killed mainly by catching them in cups of liquid and squishing them out. I ate YUMMY SALMON and salad and tatoes.
Last night Kat and I went absolutely nutters talking about random crap and laughing until we wheezed. Then again it doesn't take much for us to wheeze, but we were laughing really hard. We think the Jaffa Cakes had drugs in them, or if not, then Jaffa cakes are just...deadly for us. Ooops. We finished all 12 of them! They're not that big but still...it was like, "MORE HAFFA CAKES!" And then massive eating.
Last night at...eh, really late (after 10 PM) I wanted PUDDING so we went to the kitchen and found trifle. I ate some of that. And there was yogurt in the fridge so I ate that too. And then i felt very stuffed and puke-like. OOOPS, bad idea. We ate so much. SOOO MUCH! The Jaffa cakes and biscuits will haunt us forever.
You know what's funny? Or not? The word "bumper" said like "boompah." It was in an advert. BOOMPAH! HAAA!
We have issues.
I think I forgot to mention that we watched Watership Down the day before yesterday. It was kind of disturbing. BUNNIES! CRAZY BUNNIES! Bunnies are cute but crazy ones not so much.
So last night we watched TV...oh wait, yesterday afternoon we watched TV. There was a movie on called "A River Runs Through It" and it was depressing. It didn't hav much of a plot either. It gets all happy near the end and then Brad Pitt's character is murdered. Lovely! It's not exactly a picker-upper.
I dunno what we're doing today. We should write songs about tissues and Jaffa cakes and random stuff!
NOUGERT!