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Everything Smells Like Oranges

Everything smells like oranges because I keep eating oranges and getting orange pee on everything. It's all over my hands...OH GOD WHY?

So I've been eating! Always a good thing. I over-ate at home this past weekend so I've been cutting down at school, although not really. I was too lazy and miserable to buy food on Monday, so yesterday I pretty much ate everything (everything being oranges, apples, and pears). Sandy can attest to the fact that I kept eating despite saying, "Okay, I'll stop eating." 12 pieces of fruit later (5 oranges, 5 apples, 2 pears), I ended up losing weight anyway. So there's one way to lose weight and stuff yourself silly. I'm sure that I eat too fast because my stomach region felt a bit odd while I was eating today (actually, "eating" isn't the right word...maybe "inhaling" would work), so I'm probably gain weight tomorrow. But hey! It's fruit! And despite it all being just fruit!, I still get gas. DIGESTIVE SYSTEM = SUCKWAD.

I feel a bit better since my last entry (heck, i feel better since yesterday), but I really think I have the opposite of the Midas touch. Like the anti-Midas touch. Yes. Everything I touch turns into crap. Or if I try to make something, it turns into crap. I really don't like any of the websites I've made. I know they're not the worst pieces of crap on earth (websites that sucks is a great place to visit; this is truly god-awful), but they're not very good, by my standards. In a way I have really low standards so I don't disappoint myself too much, but in other ways my standards are unattainable. There is NO way I will ever make a website that I really, really like. They'll either be so bad that I have to change the layout every once in a while or stay there and make me feel like my website is a terrible burden to the world, including those people without the ability of sight, which is pretty bad. Their other senses are probably heightened...they can SMELL my website. Smells like sweaty socks.

I am strange. I'm sorry. By the way, a whale exploded. That's what I get for leaving Taiwan; they start exploding whales left and right!

For some other random news, ROTK got 11 Oscar nominations (I don't know why I'm linking to the BBC about Oscar noms...but I am)! And you know it's going to win best picture and director, because if it doesn't people will probably riot in the streets and set buildings on fire and eat babies and, you know, typical angry-people things.

[random digression: I'm going to change into my pjs, because they're more comfortable, which makes me wonder why I don't just wear pjs all day long.]

So yeah, I still suck, but I can face that. I CAN! And I think I'll try to go into "food studies" rather than be a nutritionist/dietician. I guess food studies is for people who are interested in food but not very science-oriented. The thing is, all throughout high school the only classes I took advanced levels in were math and science. But I still suck at them. It's just one of those funny Robyn things. So laugh! Ha ha! Oh, all that laughing is making my tummy ache. Or maybe it was that pear I ate. Probably a mixture of the two.

Graphic designers, I need your help. I spent a few hours fiddling around while "working" (occupation: professional fiddling around..er..person) in the media cloisters to make a poster for an upcoming lecture. And this is all I got (here is another possiblity; I do love photoshop and how easy it makes it to change hues). Sorry it looks like crap, but I had to stare at it for about 3 hours in various stages (it looked so much better in my head, but I guess this is why real designers probably draw stuff out first instead of relying on random firing between neurons). Anyway, this is a lot worse that posters I've seen around campus and I don't wanna eff-up my first project (I don't swear...well, kind of), so any suggestions would be great. Like "hit ctrl+a and then del" would be okay. Maybe. My main problem is with the title of the lecture; I didn't know how to make it stand out. But the shadowing doesn't fit in very well with the other type, which isn't shadowed. And there are only so many colors I can use. And and and. ...Damn, I still have gas.

[Don't you wish I went back to being all depressed and stupid? How do you deal with me talking about my digestion?]

I need to get the new Air album soon. Maybe this weekend? You can see their new music video on their site, and since it's got some porn, it's probably the only place you'll be able to see it. Good song.

My music class is getting a bit more interesting. My teacher still seems a bit odd, but that's okay. At least he knows what he's talking about. I'm surprised I was even able to grasp music theory when I was little. I still can't immediately recognize all the notes (mainly when they're really high or low), but I'm getting there.

I had my first bio lab yesterday and it went okay. It wasn't actually four hours long, for one thing. GOOD. The lab was to test six strains of white clover plants and test them to see if they are cyanogenic or not. Which reminds me, I have to actually figure out which plants were cyanogenic. Mm, cyanide. I used to like the faint taste of cyanide in almonds, but then I had some bad experiences with almonds that had too much cyanide. Those tasted beyond disgusting. *shudders*

Oh, I can't believe I didn't say this yet: thank you ALL for your great comments and what-not. Even if you didn't leave a comment, you are cool anyway. Because you're reading this. Actually, that probably makes you less cool, but...I still luv yous. Yup. Even if I don't have any good friends here that I can be totally comfortable around, that's okay. ...I might change my mind about that later.

Actually, I've realized that I'm really, really strange. Why can't I be more personable? I swear that I'm not THAT sucktastic, but when I speak to people that I don't know well (and some that I do), I sound...well, I think I may sound uninterested or spacey or "meh". I don't like how to change this, so I suppose it's just the way I am. It's not like I can go, "HEY AHH HOOHA!" because then people would think I'm psychotic, and I guess that's worse than seeming flat and tired.

Wow, I haven't been doing homework. I really should be doing that. Hohum.

And now...I must pee. I'll be home in two days, so that's something to look forward to.


UPDATE: Here's a newer version of the poster. Better?

Comments (4)

Woo wee. First off, AGAIN, all of the links open up within the self window and not a blank one. Thought you should know :)

I want new Air album. (Yeah, I say that for every CD I put on my Amazon.com Wishlist.)

The ad.

This is the part where I get to shred things up. Nah, I'm just kiddin'!

First, yeah, the text/title is a bit overpowering the name. Which one do you want to make more important? The name of the lecture or the speaker?

I personally like the first color scheme than the second. The second makes me, uh, pukey? Too much green. It's a strange green, actually. To me.

I like the design in he background :)

As for printing this out, don't use Photoshop since it does not vector text. You should use Illustrator for text - if you want to print it out with crisp fonts (if you didn't know that ;). But, if it doesn't matter, screw it then!

The shadow bugs me a whole lot. If you want to keep the shadow lower the opacity. I'm not in favor of using shadows at all unless I really, REALLY want to use it.

The date/location/time should be more emphasized while her background information should be smaller in size or thrown elsewhere on the flyer. Like, the bottom portion?

Her name should be smaller, but not as small as the background information. I say, second to small as the title of the lecture. Again, the name and title of lecture seem to be competiting each other in size and importance.

I think I'm done.

:)

But, it's what I see so far. Uh. Yah :)

I hope I helped. If not, then you can punch me out.

CJ:

I wouldn't even try to make a constructive critique on that. I have no clue what I'm talking about half of the time and my advice would be ten degrees past pointless. The Air albumis indeed the best album of 2004 (which isn't saying much since the year just started, but the CD does kick butt!) As soon as I turned it on, the 1st song had me smiling like a little schoolgirl. I shall be going to a listening party later on tonight with some friends, which is funny because I've already heard the album, but they're gonna be handing out free stuff. Now I don't wanna be all stereotypical but.....WOO-HOO FREE!!!! Video is quite...interesting. Hmmmm, how do I deal with your discussions on gas? Good-bye. x-(

Peace and gotta love fruit.

Rebecca:

That photoshop filter you used on Faye is one of my favorites. Looks good. All I might do is make the "Professor of.." with a little less spacing and moved down a bit. But then again, it's 2 AM and I haven't designed anything in two years. :\

Tiff:

So your idea of overeating is apples pears and oranges. im sooo sorry for you,. (not) try going out on super bowl sunday and eating hot wings, onion rings, mini burritos and tacos, and beer. then come back and complain about over eating!! hahaha! lub ya. (by the way that is the 5 food groups of fun)

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